The Journey of a Piece of Sushi a Conveyor Belt

January 22nd, 2012
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What part of the title did you not understand? Sushi on a conveyor belt at Kaiten East Sushi, 3rd Ave and 27th St., NYC. Got about a minute before my phone fell. The sushi goes around on a conveyor belt on different colored plates. Each color plate costs a certain amount (white, $1.50; pink, $1.75; green, $2.00, &c., &c.) Take what you want and stack the plates. At the end of the meal, the waitstaff tallies the different colored plates and calculates the bill. In Japan, this is called kuru kuru sushi. Pretty cool. And delicious.

Jayus

January 3rd, 2012

Above is my first take on Alan Levine’s great “Make The Untranslatable Understood” DS106 assignment:

Use the Random Words with No English Translation tool (http://lab.cogdogblog.com/nowords/) to generate a word that could be better understood with a photo or image. Find a creative commons image or make your own, and include the word somehow in the image (using a desktop photo editor or web tool like Aviary or PicNIk). Then share it with someone and ask if it makes sense.

Indonesian in origin, “jayus” has made its way into  Malaysian, Filipino, Tagalog and now English.

(Image credit: TimmyGUNZ. I originally wanted to use an image of the real Fozzie Bear but could not find a suitable CC licensed one.)

DIY Digital Microscopy

December 5th, 2011

A few years ago, a friend gave Jonah what I think is the coolest toy ever: an Eyeclops Bionic Eye, which is a hand-held multi-zoom LED-lit microscope that plugs into any TV that has a composite video jack (the yellow one.) (Here’s a video demo of the model that we have.) I’ve always wanted to find a way to grab images from the Eyeclops and share them but that is impossible out-of-the-box without additional equipment though supposedly a later version adds this functionality. Now I am finally able to connect the Eyeclops to my computer as I picked up a USB video capture dongle (mine’s made by Roxio) that allows you to hook up your VCR or other analog video source to a computer and digitize video from VHS or Hi8 tapes (it should work for audio cassette tapes and vinyl records as well.) Using software called VideoGlide, I was able to take some snapshots and create the pictures below. The full version of VideoGlide costs $30 but the limited free demo of the tool allows you to use it for 10 minutes max at a time, which is plenty of time to produce some nifty images. I couldn’t find any truly free video digitizer software for the Mac but there seem to be a number of good options for PC users. Now that I can digitize its output, I’m really looking forward to revisiting the Eyeclops to see what kind of stuff the kids and I could do with it. There’s some potential here for ds106 too. Maybe we’ll produce the first ds106 microscopic digital story.

VideoGlide puts out images at 640×480. Click on the images below to see the full size version.

My wedding band at 100x magnification.

Ink on a Post-It note at 100x magnification.

Same at 400x

Printed photograph at 400x magnification

Denim at 400x

Denim at 100x

Hairs at 100x

Face from a 1950s photograph at 100x

Mouth of a Russian matryoshka doll at 400x

Detail from same at 100x

Ditto at 100x

Printing on a plastic pen at 100x

Bava Rocks!

October 22nd, 2011

A little animated GIF fun with some footage of Jim Groom from the #ds106radio NYC jam this past Thursday night:

Here’s the original vid:

And some great photos from that night by my CUNY colleague, Michael Branson Smith.

Here’s Luke Waltzer’s brilliant reflection on the DIY Radio session at Baruch the night before that provided the occasion to get together and play music loud. Really loud.

Oh and, this just in: audio archives and reflections by Giulia Forsythe. Rock!

Salvaged from thiseviloblivion: A Visit to the New York Aquarium, December 2004.

September 18th, 2011

I started messing around with web video in 2004, shortly after Jonah was born. For a while, I shot a bunch of short videos of him and posted them to this site. It was a way for me to document his babyhood and learn the ins and outs of web video. And it was fun. As often happens though, I slowed down. The last video I posted was this one in 2009. But I’ve held on to just about every second of footage I shot as well as the several video projects I started editing and never finished. So I think it’s high time to go back to the vaults and, at least, finish the 2 or 3 videos I started but left alone for whatever reason.

So here is one from circa Dec. 2004 when Jonah was just a few months old and when our uncle Ivan gave us a behind the scenes tour of the New York Aquarium at Coney Island, Brooklyn where he volunteers to this day. My father-in-law, Jeremiah, who was visiting us at the time, makes an appearance as well. It’s one of the few times I got Jerry on video before he passed away about a year after this was shot.

Last week I finally rescued this short film from outdated format oblivion thanks to my friend Alan Levine who helped me salvage the editing I did years ago and inspired me to stop obsessing over minutiae that no one but me would care about and finally finish the video. Back in 2004, Antonella, a friend and fellow former Brooklynite, encouraged me to publish this video and waited and waited but I didn’t feel that it was ready and we both eventually forgot about it. Now here it is, Anto. Enjoy.

Radio Mayhem: Of Caves, Political Scandal, Condoms, and Russian Pronounciation

July 28th, 2011

This was a long time coming. Finally, here is a recording of a DS106 Radio broadcast from May (while I was visiting my parents in Southern California) which is now the stuff of legend. This was pure, unadulterated international free-form radio mayhem featuring me, my wife Jennie, my inimitable mother, Zack aka Noiseprofessor in the foothills of the Sierra Nevada, Olga Belikov and her mother in Vancouver, and Nigel Robertson in Hamilton, New Zealand. The conversation ranged from political scandal to spelunking to dirty words to sexy accents and all manner of unexpected madness, especially as the evening wore on. Zack called this convergence of disparate radio variables “DS106Radio Madlibs” and discusses the whole thing here. Olga describes this broadcast as “the best Internet experience ever”. It was a blast. Enjoy.

PST Radio Mayhem, Part 1
in which my mother, Jennie, and the Twitterverse discuss political scandal and other grave matters.

PST Radio Mayhem, Part 2
in which international, multi-lingual mayhem ensues.

[Image credit: Michael Branson Smith]

Stories From the Formerly Soviet, Vol. 2

July 7th, 2011

My parents returned to California today after a three week visit on the East Coast. Early on during their visit we sat and talked about about their lives in the USSR for about an and broadcast our conversation on DS106Radio. We had a good number (in DS106Radio terms) of listeners in the US and Canada, many of whom tweeted questions and comments to my parents and myself and helped drive the conversation along. This is oral history gone social. (Giulia Forsythe made this great Storify story with some of the images and tweets from that session.) Listening to this again now makes me regret not doing more of these broadcasts while my parents were here. Needless to say, however, there will be more when I’m back in California in December. Enjoy. Feel free to leave comments on the timeline at Soundcloud, which will appear below. And if you haven’t already, take a listen to the first broadcast we did, which focused on our experience immigrating to the US in 1979.

[A special thank you to both Giulia and JohnnyonthespotTim Owens, who graciously recorded the broadcast. Image credit: the great Noise Professor]

Eye, Razor

June 21st, 2011

A new semester of DS106 means another crack at the animated GIF. This is the infamous eye cutting sequence from Luis Buñuel’s surrealist classic, Un Chien Andalou (1929). I’ll move that this short sequence remains among the most shocking and disturbing images in cinema. But now you can watch it again and again to the point that it loses its power to unnerve and is just a razor across an eye. Take that, cinephiles! Here’s the whole 16 minute film:

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Talons: A Case Study in DIY Educational Technology

June 15th, 2011

On June 9, 2011, students in the music program at Gleneagle Secondary School, a high school in Vancouver suburb Coquitam, BC, played its spring concert to a packed house in a 450 seat auditorium. A first in Gleneagle history, the performance was broadcast live over Internet radio to listeners all over the world. And while  that might sound like a huge undertaking requiring serious AV and IT infrastructure, it was not. Not at all. In a brilliant feat of do-it-yourself EdTech (or what some folks might have once called edupunk), the concert was streamed live by Bryan Jackson, a Music and English teacher in the school’s TALONS program, and graduating senior Olga Belikov, with a Macbook, some free software and a USB microphone. That’s it. That’s all it took to broadcast the spring concert to anyone anywhere who wanted to hear it. And it sounded great.

Gleneagle’s Principal was aware of what was going on but wasn’t entirely clear on the details. During one point in the concert, he  walked backstage where Bryan explained all the moving parts: the unremarkable laptop and microphone, the free software, the web radio station (DS106Radio — read about it in my last post and herehere, here, herehereherehere, and here), how he and Olga used Twitter to build a live audience of listeners from from all over the US and Canada, and  that the broadcast was being recorded and would be posted for posterity to Soundcloud, a free audio sharing site, so that anyone in the Gleneagle community or anyone else anywhere could listen to and respond to any part of the performance. Bryan also explained how he had been using various other social media tools at Gleneagle including YouTube, Flickr, Twitter, blogs, and web radio to enhance lessons, to share performances, and to communicate with students and colleagues. His Principal was duly impressed. The administration had been aware of and supported Bryan’s and other teachers’ use of social media but had never up to this point fully engaged their potential to increase engagement, promote programs, and share and interact with parents, teachers, students, and district administrators or anyone else. While they had an inkling of what teachers were doing with free web tools, this broadcast, its recording, and the new interest at the school in webcasting were, according to Bryan, probably the first tangible outcomes of Gleneagle teachers’ experiments with creating and sharing on the web. Here is a one minute audio clip of Bryan describing the Principal’s visit backstage:

Bryan Jackson on Broadcasting the Spring Concert

I love the irony here: Bryan tells us that he was able to experiment with various social media and web publishing tools and explore how their use might benefit his program and school only because one of the school’s IT people gave him his computer’s administrative password, which he really wasn’t supposed to have. It’s fairly common practice for IT departments in companies and educational institutions to withhold admin access to computers from end users for fear that they will go messing where they shouldn’t and damage the computer, contract a virus, install unauthorized software, or do things on their machines of which the IT department or the institution does not approve. This also ensures that end users have to rely upon IT personnel to perform simple maintenance tasks, modify configurations, and to update or install software. This is the traditional model where IT is in control of who has access and who does not while the end users are disempowered and must rely upon IT to make any changes to their machines. Here’s a wonderful example of a teacher who was trusted with full access to his computer and was able to use it to break new ground without hinderances imposed from above. When creative teachers have the latitude to experiment with the technology that’s readily available to them, wonderful things can happen. If there was ever an argument in favor of rethinking the model of how and to whom administrative access is granted at educational institutions, this is it.

I don’t know much about the general feeling toward the use of social media at Gleneagle or toward the privacy and security implications of web publishing and social media in instruction and for promotional purposes so I can’t speak to that. But it seems to me that, generally, there’s still quite a bit of trepidation about such things among educators. That trepidation, I’ll argue, tends to grow out of 20th Century notions of public exposure and our relationship with mass media and their roles in our lives. Privacy and security are certainly real concerns (FERPA exists for a reason), but it does appear that the discourse around them is often animated by outdated ideas about the production and consumption of media. It used to be that if you appeared on TV or radio, or in print, you had done or were involved in something a small group of editors and producers felt it was their imperative to broadcast. It had to be fairly remarkable, for good or for ill, to make the papers. Having your image or story broadcast to the world via a mass medium like radio or television, was special — something fairly unusual in the “look, Mom, I’m on TV!” sort of a way, unless you were among the relatively few who made a living in front of a camera or microphone.

Now, when anyone can shoot a video on a mobile phone and upload it immediately to YouTube, where it can potentially be seen by thousands, if not millions of people within just a few days, there’s a real banality to this sort of exposure. Most of our students share their lives on the internet in some way  every day. More and more of them live their lives in both physical and virtual space — this is something that those of us in their 30s and 40s who teach and administer programs are just now getting our heads around. Whats more, the means of media production, it has been said again and again by new media thinkers like Jay Rosen, Clay Shirky and a host of others, are now in the hands of everyday people, no longer just media professionals. With relatively little effort and technical expertise, anyone can publish to the web. Anyone can broadcast audio or video to the internet on a mobile phone and an application that costs almost nothing. Heck, a bunch of us edtechhers built an open community radio station out of nothing more than a $25/mo server and a desire to play radio DJ.

Bryan Jackson and his colleagues at Gleneagle understand this well and are making amazing use of it. Thanks to a leadership that seems to appreciate the possibility the new media order offers educators, they have been empowered to use a combination of social media to do on their own what once was the province of AV professionals and marketing departments and required substantial infrastructure. While we’re by now used to seeing inklings of this sort of thing on the post-secondary level, it is encouraging and inspiring to see it happen in K-12. Bravo, Gleneagle Music! Bravo!

[This post is cross posted at my professional blog, cac.ophony.org]

Webcasting My Family’s Story, or, My Life on #ds106radio

March 14th, 2011

Some of you, our ever so loyal readers, may know that we here at thisevilempire have been involved with a remarkable project, an open digital storytelling course (DS106) taught (better, led, curated, stewarded, &c.) by our old friend Jim Groom at the University of Mary Washington in Fredericksburg, Virginia. DS106 is both a traditional and an online course that UMW students can take it for credit and is also (this is the truly remarkable part) a MOOC, or Massive Open Online Course, in which anyone out there in wilds of the internet can participate, given the desire and motivation. DS106 has attracted participants from all over the world — from Canada, Japan, Indonesia, the UK, Australia, and from all parts of the US, even from a place called Strawberry, Arizona. I don’t know the exact number of people taking part, but it is somewhere around 275, if not more.

There are many inspiring and fascinating aspects of DS106 that I’ll likely get into in future posts, but my favorite at the moment is DS106 radio (listen here), a communal web radio station that was the brainchild of Jim and Grant Potter, who graciously takes care of the hosting and provides sagacious guidance to those of us who wish to rule the airwaves. DS106 students use the radio station to showcase their audio assignments but anyone interested is welcome to upload audio files that will stream on ds106radio. An ever-growing number of us have also been experimenting with live broadcasts, which are easy to do from a computer or a mobile device and, I must say, are a complete and total blast to do. Live programming on DS106 radio ranges from brief field reports (including, most notably, Scott Lo’s compelling status reports after the massive earthquake in Japan) to multi-participant networked guitar jam sessions to conference presentations to themed sets of songs interspersed with commentary to free-form radio mayhem. I can’t articulate right now why going live on the radio is so much fun, but it is and I am completely hooked. And so are my parents, and I am getting to that part.

While visiting my parents in Southern California this week, I decided to try a live broadcast with them after dinner. I’ve been meaning to start compiling an informal oral history  of my family’s experience of immigrating to the US from the former USSR for some time and this seemed a perfect occasion to start and a perfect medium to start in. Most of what I’ve done on DS106Radio has, one way or another been an occasion to go back to roots and an oral history seemed the next logical step. Following Alan’s amazing example, my parents and I went on the air live to talk about moving to Ventura, CA from Soviet Riga, Latvia in October of 1979. We ended up doing about 40 minutes of a trip back to the year of our arriving in the US replete with appropriate music and a lot of laughing. The sound quality is somewhat janky (I’m trying to figure out why — gets better in the second segment) but all in all it sounds pretty good. Take a listen. I’ll likely post more of these when I go back to CA in May. My mother and father, who have now caught the live radio bug, are eagerly looking forward to getting back on the air. Can’t blame them. Enjoy.

Live Broadcast 3-12-2011 with Mama and Papa

Frozen lake near Riga, Latvia, c. 1977

Shortly after immigrating to the U.S. in October, 1979.

Tutorial: Play System Audio in Skype Calls on Mac OSX

February 20th, 2011

Last night, a few of us DS106 Radio maniacs messed around live on the air. Jim ran the stream and several of us called in via Skype. We had a blast talking about all kinds of stuff, from The Twilight Zone, to collectible action figures, to I am Legend, to Charleton Heston. It was great, eclectic radio. Too much fun.

The one thing we all wished we could do that was not possible with the way the broadcast was set up, was to play audio clips through Skype so that they would play on air. When the “Talking Tina” episode of the Twilight Zone came up, for example, it would have been great if those of us calling in on Skype could have played a clip or two from the episode. (Jim could have played a clip, but that would mean he would have to switch audio sources from Skype, to iTunes and then back again to get us all on the air after the clip was done. That’s another problem altogether though — one that I hope to solve in the future if I can’t get Audiohijack works as it should.)

System audio does normally not register in Skype and there is no way to route specific applications, like iTunes, through it without expensive software. Wiretap Anywhere, for the Mac is one way to do this, but a single license is $129 and that just won’t do. So I started poking around, looking for solutions. The best I found so far is to route system audio through Skype with Soundflower and LineIn, both free apps. This is a bit messy (albeit fairly straightforward) and not an optimal solution as all audio goes in to Skype so that every email or IM alert or even volume adjustment is audible in the Skype call. You also hear your own voice through your audio output, which can be somewhat annoying. Regardless, it works. Callers can play audio clips that are broadcast over the stream and that can make for some fun radio.

I’m going to look for a better solution, but here, in the meantime, are step-by-step instructions for sending system audio to Skype in Mac OSX. These are based on pretty good instructions I found in the Skype forums, but I hope these are somewhat clearer. Rock on!

1. Download and install Soundflower and LineIn. Both are free.

2. After you install Line In and add it your Applications folder, find it in Finder, right click on it and select “Duplicate.” You’ll now have “LineIn” and “LineIn copy.”

(Feel free to rename the 2nd one to “LineIn 2″ or something along those lines.)

3. Now we are ready to feed all audio output to Skype through Soundflower. LineIn will help us get the job done. Begin by firing up System Preferences, selecting Audio and set input to your headset and output to Soundflower (2ch). Like so:

And so:

4. Now fire up LineIn and LineIn2. In the first instance set “Input from” to the headset, and “Output to” to Soundflower (2ch). In the second one, set “Input from” to Soundflower (2ch), and “Output to” to the headset. System audio now plays through the headset, rather than speakers. (You can change this, if you wish, by setting “Output to” in the second instance to appropriate source.) Click “Pass Thru” on in both. Like so:

5. In Skype, select the Audio tab in Preferences and set output to Soundflower (2ch):

You are now in business. You may notice that audio played through, say iTunes, sounds a bit low, but my experience has been that it sounds just fine to the people on the other end. Enjoy. It will take a little while to get used to operating this way (you may need to shut off your mic at times, for example, when playing music or not speaking) but I think being able to do this is worth the quirks of this set-up. If I find something better, I will be sure to post it.

Movie Poster Mash-Up

December 23rd, 2010

A movie poster mash-up for DS106. Not so crazy about the hair under the cap, but overall I am pleased.

Big thanks to Tom, Alan, Darren and D’Arcy for Twittered help with finding the right fonts and turning me onto WhatTheFont. I can’t imagine doing a poster mash-up without it.

First animated GIFs

December 15th, 2010

Here’s a first stab at an animated gif for DS106. I used to Mac The Ripper to extract the first chapter of Chinatown and then used MPEG Streamclip to select my clip and export it as an .mp4. I then used gifninja.com to create the gif. Since it was tiny, I resized it using the advanced resize tool resizeimage.org. There’s a handy link right on the gifninja homepage.

The problem is that the end result was a HUGE file — about 4.2MBs — whose quality isn’t all that great and which doesn’t seem to work all that well. I’m going to have to explore other possibilities when I have more time, including extracting several frames from the gifninja output file as Jabiz did, but this is fine for now. Here’s the original as well as two other tries, which I output at 100% quality in MPEG Streamclip.



The Boys Rock!!

February 21st, 2010

In keeping with the music theme of late . . .

And what are they rocking? Well, none other than Babyland’s classic “Worst Case Scenario,” naturally.

Just kidding. (Much love to the bava.)

Jonah Sings Pink Floyd

May 6th, 2009

Having debuted on Facebook to much acclaim, here is a video of young Jonah singing along to a familiar Pink Floyd song. Eli can be heard tormenting his mother in the second half. You can see comments to this video on Facebook here (but only if you are my friend). Enjoy.

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School Daze 2009

March 21st, 2009

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From the Vaults: Oscar Winner Edition

February 23rd, 2009

I realize that Jonah has been getting a lot of blog time lately and that his little brother may develop a complex of some sort. This, though, we had to post because, well, we’ve been sitting on these pics for a long while (I honestly wasn’t planning to post them) and this is all of a sudden an appropriate occasion to share — what with the very unsurprising Oscar win last night and all.

Here are two pics I snapped on my cell phone while waiting for a plane to LA at Newark in the Summer of 2007. The person pictured here with Jonah (name omitted so as to avoid unwanted search engine hits) was, it should be added, very pleasant and friendly. Seemed like a really nice person judging from the brief conversation Jonah and I had with him. Enjoy.

Bob from Sesame Street is a Person on Your Airplane

January 3rd, 2009

Jonah has been known to hob-nob with celebrities while jet-setting from the East coast to the West and back again, but today’s encounter takes the cake (certainly as much as meeting Dolph Lundgren and Star Trek’s Mr. Checkhov). Jonah recognized Sesame Street’s Bob McGrath (who flies coach, btw) while standing behind him on line to use the airplane lavatory. Jonah being Jonah, a conversation ensued. Just as you’d expect, the one and only “Triangle Bob Triangle Pants” (who has been on Sesame Street for its entire 40 year run) was extraordinarily friendly and nice and talked with Jonah for a good while. He even posed with Jonah for this awesome picture at the baggage claim.

Here’s a famous picture of Bob in his typical milieu:

Fireside Story Time with Jonah

December 27th, 2008

Nothing warms your tired old bones like a roaring fire on a cold, snowy winter’s day. And there’s nothing like Jonah freestyling a story to keep you in stitches. Enjoy.

http://thisevilempire.com/video/jonahstory2.flv

Eli Turns One

November 13th, 2008

Can you believe it? Of course you can’t. Our little Eli turned one year old last week! Holy smokes. Here’s how the party went. Enjoy.

Happy Birthday, little guy!

Eli Walks: “That Was Awesome! I Loved That! Do It Again!”

October 12th, 2008

Yes, you saw it here first. Young Eli took his first steps today. Enjoy.

/video/EliWalks.flv

Did You Lose a Laptop?

September 8th, 2008

So did any of you, our loyal subjects, lose a Fujitsu laptop in an interior design store in Newport Beach, CA? See, a good Samaritan who works at StudioChameleon in sunny Newport Beach found the said laptop (which won’t boot up, btw) whose case also contained a CD with photos of Jonah’s birth we posted back on the original Thisevilempire.com. With a bit of sleuthing, she traced it to me. Now I figure that this is a CD I must have made for one of you back in the salad days of 2004, so memory fails. If you lost this computer, please let me know.

For your trouble, here’s a picture of a sign Jonah and I saw in front of a diner in lovely Newark, NJ.

I Can Has Whole Smoked Alligator?

August 14th, 2008

So I couldn’t bring myself to make a bona fide LOLCAT for this — not that we don’t love a good internet meme around here — but I was tempted. The title will suffice.

A funny thing happened today on the way to the Internet. Those of you who have been keeping up with the adventures of Jonah and Eli since before there was even an Eli, may remember this post from January of 2006. Well, we got this in thiseviinbox today from an inquiring gourmand from Glendale, CA:

Hello,

I have been browsing the web for about a week looking for a place in California that sells whole smoked alligator. I found your website (cute lil guy btw) and I saw the photo you took in a Los Angeles store. Do you remember the name or address of the store by any chance? Thank you for your time.

Looks like this culinary daredevil came upon our post which, as you can see includes a brief note on how we saw a very impressive looking smoked alligator at a Russian store in the San Fernando valley on New Year’s Eve and included the scary photo at the top of this post. So I emailed this very nice guy (who asked that he remain annonymous) with the name and address of the store (Rasputin International Food, 17159 Ventura Blvd, Encino, CA 91316, for you hungry Russophiles) and asked:

Why, if I may ask, would you want a whole smoked alligator? Is smoked alligator meat tasty? Is it specific to a particular region? I have never tried it, but am curious.

In a few minutes I got this response:

Thank you for your help! I have not tried alligator myself yet but I have heard that alligator meat is supposed to taste kind of like chicken and frog legs. I am going to use it as the centerpiece for a seafood buffet, it is actually kind of hard to find these guys because the USDA does not really approve of people eating them. Thanks again for the information and I hope you and your family keep bloggin!

More proof that you can find anything on the internet, including reliable intel on the whereabouts of a scrumptious smoked aligator. That has got to be some seafood buffet this guy is planning — I’m a little jealous and, for the record, I would love to bite that alligator regardless of what the USDA would say about it. Everybody knows that smoked = delicious.

Trying Something New

August 4th, 2008

We’ve been quiet for some time. Sure, I know, I know. Well, we’re going to try some mobile blogging to jump start this site by way of experimenting with WordPress app for the iPhone.

To start us off, here are a few pics of Jonah from his swimming class.

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Picture Day

March 21st, 2008

They say New Jersey schools are among the best in the country. Well, they sure do take nice pictures. Note the fresh sweater vest on J-Dogg and the cool, calm and collected look on young Eli, affectionately referred to as Easy-E (apologies) by all who have the pleasure of his company. Look how happy these children are to be getting an edumacation. Nothin’ like booklarnin’, I tells ya.

Enjoy. More to come soon (or thisevilempress aka Mommy may never talk to me again).